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Dear Me: A Letter to the Younger Me.
Dear Younger Me… To the younger me, The seventeen year old me….. not the four year old me because you can’t read yet.. So the seventeen year old me might be best, although you may not listen so I’ll...
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Interview with Sir God.
Oh My Freaking God. I have noticed a trend that is like a grimy stain that can’t seem to be removed with Napisan or Preen Degreaser nor can it be recognised by some even with a telescopic telescope...
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A Cardboard Crown for a Queen
Cardboard Crown & Tiaras. You may have spotted me over time wearing my Cardboard Crown… or an emoji one on my Insta account but you may not know the meaning.. I’ve never been a princessy type...
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My Best Fake Memory
I love a best fake memory…. Life is made up of memories… Nothing else. Relationships are formed through the creation of memories and then we reminisce with one another when together. You meet someone...
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Don’t Call Me C*&% or B%$#
Female Fatal Hello, my name is Tamzen Temple and I’m female and I don’t have anything exciting to share. I am in a relationship with Micko the big spunk and we’re currently living happily ever after on...
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The Baby Myth: Pre-Parenthood.
The Baby Myth Exposed Prior to the discovering the baby myth I was living happily with Micko the Temple Guru with no responsibility, an abundance of cash and slept in lazily every Sunday. As a...
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Hashtag Tattoo: The Explanation
INKED: A Hashtag Tattoo So many people ask me why I have a hashtag tattoo. I ask them back why they wear so much eyeliner or why they have pants that are way too tight.. or why they insist on coloring...
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I Quit Asparagus: 7 Day Challenge
Asparagus Finito Whew.. I’m doing it… I’m quitting asparagus. It took me a whole four years to think of what I could quit. I’d already quit smoking through a brilliant hypnotist (although now whenever...
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Looks Matter: So Stop Looking
Appearance is everything…… The story of the girl I saw with the pink and blue hair… a green tartan skirt with holey black stockings. Purple shirt with a red vest. Absolutely owning her look. Big...
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Foil Fashion: Get Foiled
Funky Foil Fashion My stylist Gucci Mustaf and I were recently approached by My Kitchen Masterchef Rules to glam up kitchen fashion. The plain black or white aprons they wore were a little bland but...
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The Hidden Dangers of Instagram Bots
Instagram Bots Not. I was at a cafe with friends the other day and one of them was taking the standard coffee pic while bragging that they had just been followed by a incredibly handsome male...
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Farewell the Blue Square: I Quit Facebook
I Quit Facebook I have a friend who hardly ever answers her phone….. If you text her you can bet it may be at least two days before she gets back to you, often longer. I have other friends who forget...
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B & B: Who Slept with Who?
Since I Quit Facebook…. You may have recalled, if you have ever read my blog, that I quit Facebook. Many have asked (OK no one has asked) .. What have you been doing with all this extra time Tamzen...
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Tamzen Temple Obituary
Tamzen Temple Dead but not yet Buried. Thank you for visiting and your condolences….. and being here at the Temple at this sad time. Obituary of a Temple Queen. Tamzen Temple passed away at some point...
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The Gomez Girls: Interview with the Author
Who is Tamara Zito and What are Gomez Girls? During my death I discovered there was another me…. So I thought it only right to interview the other me Tamara Zito. She is not only the creator of Tamzen...
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